a better ending to The Da Vinci Code

I saw the Da Vinci code and it was really really boring. It went on for like 3 hours and like the secret that jesus had sex with mary magadlin was like sub par. I mean seriously who cares who jesus had sex with big deal.
what would be alot better of and ending would be like if Jesus had sex with the virgin mary oh hillarious. YOu would not se it coming at all right. It would be totally crazy if that happened like i can understadn if people would be pissed off about that. Shit Seriously they shoudl reshoot the dam thing witht that ending and give me a piece when they release it.

yeah that would be sweet.