hillarious

so when you read this your gonna think i wrote it but i didn't i found it on this girls facebook profile. I used to go to Baltimore Lutheran with her. All though i'm not liberal or conservative but since i just said that yeah i'm liberal. anyway on her political views it says very conservative. anyway this was in favorite quotes.


Democratic Convention Schedule - 2008
7:00 P.M . Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:35 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan - Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender demonstrated by French
President - Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to liberate freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay
presented by Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather, winner of Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael
Moore
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center
Towers - Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals , a diatribe by John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home