Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween

since it's halloween i'm posting halloween videos and stuff. however the second cletus halloween special is not working so it will not be on this.

made by a kid works with me at av

first cletus halloween special

nockforce halloween

Thursday, October 30, 2008

silk the shocker

I think that obama infomercial last nite ripped off the twilight zone structure. like obama was the host or something. and then all those stories played. I hope that town controled by that little kid benafits from tax breaks and universal health care.
Also that dude who broke his glasses can now read with better health care. too bad everyone dead oh well.
also i swear the music of willow was in that seriously. but willow supporters are usually undecided voters and a key voting demo. nice work man

does anyone remeber this guy. he was like master p's brother or something. and he went out with mya. wonder what happen to him anyway

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Synecdoche, New York

To Describe this film is hard cause it's just really crazy. It reminds me of bunel at some parts but then it gets so weird I'm not sure where it all comes from.
What you do need to know. Philip Seymour Hoffman is a great actor and watching me costar with another great actor Samantha Morton is enought for you to want to see this movie.
Really I don't know what to say about this movie that will really do it justice cause even the trailer doesn't really and i don't know if it could. this ups the weirdness level is bigger then eternal sunshine. which by the way this is his first film since that one.
It lives up to all the other Charlie Kauffman written films and he even got Jon Brion to do the music too. In fact he does a great job. so I'm hoping for more great films from him after this one.
This is probably the best made film of the year so far.
I think it opens in the rest of the country in november

Yeah a new cletus and guess what there are only 13 more to go up on you tube. I'm gonna try and finish this. This year but we'll see I am busy.
This one was made when the 5th harry potter book came out. We'll see this cartoon again when the movie comes out eventually.

Monday, October 27, 2008


Elfay and Smitty talk about Halloween

also check out our mixtape that came out last week The Seige of Death Mountain

more costumes at

Last nite not much on but superjail was coo

Friday, October 24, 2008

movie trailers

Theres alot of trailers i see and most blow but a couple are coo. I'm just gonna share a couple

If I was gonna team up Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet again. Maybe this might not have been the obvious choice but it's kinda funny cause of that too. should be really good.

I'm gonna see this today. It's the first script from screenwriter Charlie Kaufman since Eternal Sunshine. Also it's his directoral debut. I'm really curious how it is but i think it will be good.

and finally a fun sneak peak at the next pixar

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Guns and Roses new song sucks

So after all this time. 14 years since there last album. 6 years after that suprise mtv apperance. The first single finally came out and it fucking sucks. but did any of us really think it would be good. In fact havn't we moved past if it will be somewhat good we know it will suck. He waited to long. but it sounded like he spent time on it. just maybe too much on something that wasn't worth it.

well hopefully we'll get an over the top music video. hopefully

Wednesday, October 22, 2008


this song is coo and i guess she's getting a big push right after being on the huge ratings winner episode of snl this week. anyway she's coo here's her song.chasing pavement

which is not about how she feels artistically she can never catch up with the band Pavement.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008


To say this movie is current is kinda bullshit. The film doesn't go that far infact i think it ends at about 2004. Only kind of hinting at his eventual fall.
Also there was no scene about what happened during 9/11. We hear it talked about but we never see that day in this film.
Really what this is is an incomplete bio pic. There is no real ending to this story in the film and maybe there hasn't been for bush, Just not yet. But had it had an ending it would have been alot better.
Josh Brolin and Richard dreyfuss both give amazing performances and I hope Josh Brolin will get an oscar nomination. However that seems to be all for this film.
At some point it was a tv movie and then it was a film.
Also if you don't know the story then this film will work for you. if you don't then this film doesn't work as it more of a companion piece then a film. so maybe if your gonna see it see it now. so you don't forget all that stuff and you can still follow it. really this is lazy film making and they should have explained things better.
I will say this though. it does have a bit longer shelf life then Fahrenheit 9/11.

Monday, October 20, 2008



This is a track off of our new mixtape, "nockFORCE: Siege at Death Mountain"! Which just came out online yesterday. you can get it for free in all it's 32 track glory.

Get it here

cover art below

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Friday, October 17, 2008

Friday Night Lights

Ever since this show started I heard really good things. But I never got around to checking it out. Cause it was on Friday nights and that was working for me. but now because of the magic of hulu. I have watched the first 3 episodes of the 1st season and it's a really great show.
The way they film it is not at all like a tv show. I feel like i'm watching a small film or something. It's just really well put together and frankly i don't know dick about football but i found the show really intresting. It was really hard not to watch every single episode or something.
Really fine work.
I seriously recomend this show and the entire first 2 seasons are on hulu. so you can check them out there for free. seriously just do it.

Also for those who arn't gonna watch this cause it's football. watch the show first. your not in high school and treating all jocks like there dumb gets a little old when your not 14.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Will Star Trek actually be good?

I mean seriously. everyone is excited but will it be a good movie. frankly this image makes me wonder more about the guy playing kirk. but i havn't seen him act so i don't know. J.J. Abrams is really hit or miss. I don't know if anyone has seen the later season of insert show he has produced before but jesus. like seriously. sure mission impossiable 3 was coo but compared to the crap fest the previous 2 were.
I really don't know about this. I kinda don't want them to do this.

but maybe it could be good.

well we'll have to wait and see but seriously most likely this will suck pretty bad.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

the last detail

To be honest I'm kinda not sure what to make of this film. the first two acts i wasn't that into but then the third act was really really good. It really picked up. Part of me wants to watch this again. but another part of me wants to return this so i can start getting the third season of the wire from netflix.
I like alot of parts of this really i'm not sure about this movie but i think most people would like it. It's a good road movie and it does a great job of it. nicholson is at the begining of his career and a really good actor. Man i don't know i need to see this again and re review it or something

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

hyped for more james bond

So i'm really excited for the new James Bond movie coming out november 15th. I don't wanna blow this up to big but i really have very little coming up in theaters that i really wanna see. revolutinary road sure but thats not til the day after x-mas. I want a good fun movie. Granted most likely this will not be as good as Casino Royale. But if it's like close i'll be happy.
In most areas it'll be playing at the best theater in that area. which is real nice cause we can all see it in a nice theater.
also the theme song doesn't suck as much as the last one.

and come on after that sweet opening in casino royale where he threw the guy at the sink and the sink fell off. that was fucking awesome. seriously can't wait.

Monday, October 13, 2008


jon benjamin make funny sarah palin video

yo gabba gabba is awesome and i watched yesterday might be my favorite show on tv

Friday, October 10, 2008

Mickey Mouse used to be cool

Along time ago Mickey Mouse wasn't lame. like he smoked drank beer. mostly likely did some nasty shit with minny. so where along the line and much like the baby boomers Mickey sold out. he's now a total kill joy which blows. So I figured we'd go back to one of his first shorts and see how he started. Mickey had his crazy radical younger years too.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

rules of attraction

I got to see this movie for the first time and I liked probably more then I thought I would. I liked the kind of odd way it's cut together. Also it really reminds me of going to collage in the earlier part of the decade. All though the poster doesn't really do the film justice at all it's alot smarter then a film with all those people in usually is.
they do an awesome thing with two shots in the fram at the same time and have alot of nice visual gags and just fun stuff. in fact i kinda wanna see it again to see if i can find more stuff that i missed cause there's alot of stuff going on in the background of scenes and stuff. Really it's well made and in way a much better version of the film GO which kinda choked on it's on self importance. i don't point is see it. it's pretty coo.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

money and watch me mack on some cheerleader chick

Since right now we're dying of the fat of debt was amassed over the years It's funny for me to look back. Even in 2002 I remember when people would say that when they got out in to the real world they would just take out a 20,000 loan and get themselves started or a 30,000 loan or even a 40,000 loan. Because everyone is in debt anyway.
I like when people blame polticans for this cause it's really a ton of peoples fault. Like sure it is also the polticans fault but all the people that took out loans for houses and cars and spending money they didn't need. Like what the fuck.
At the time I said what the fuck but now it's like yeah no shit that was stupid. I really never understood going under like that to have money. really if you didn't earn you shouldn't be spending it. not in all cases of course i'm talking about non essiential loans.

hey this has been on you tube for a bit and i'm sure i've posted the whole film but it's in four parts and i'm only in one so i'm just gonna post that part.
mostly cause i mack on this cheerleader chick. which is like the only time i will be able to say that. macking starts at 6:30

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

2 videos

i'm just gonna post two videos I want you to watch first is from my friend and often collbrator Kool Aid. It went up sometime this weekend and it's pretty coo. the other guy with the long red hair is willickers and he's pretty coo too.

I really like this video. It's made by the good people at waverly films. I like that's not that many shots and how they use the mic in a way you don't see coming. sure you could say other videos have done it but this one is better. anyway awesome music video.

Monday, October 06, 2008

NEW nockFORCE Quickie MYST

effnocka and FUCKFORCE play a fun computer game! also a fun playlist to go along with it with all sorts of fun stuff.

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cartoon rap up for sunday

King of the hill
aqua teen hunger force

Friday, October 03, 2008

You tube vlog promises

I've been watching a couple of v-logs. Which i guess stands for video log. wait a video log like a log that is a video. remember the log from ren and stimpy.
anyway i notice and not everyone but alot people promise footage from various things that they're gonna shoot or all these videos or something. Thats coo I guess but it takes you guys forever to do it. Really do what I do shoot a whole dam music video and not tell your fan base so that when it goes up it's a suprise. I do have stuff i have shot and not edited. but no one is expecting it so nobody is disappointed. and even me saying something is so un clear that you'll probably ignore what i just said. so stop doing that man seriously just put up videos. like thats all we want.
I'm not hating. I'm just saying


also I watched the vice president debate last nite. My biggest problem was the gay marriage thing. what the fuck dude. I also don't think anyway gay was really trying for the religion think. More so like legally. whats the big deal jesus. that relgion thing Biden said almost made me not wanna vote at all. bullshit man bullshit

Thursday, October 02, 2008

debates or something

I'm gonna be honest. I'm sure Obama is gonna win. i watched a thing on katie couric that showed if it ended right now based on polls he would win. Also though the polls are inacturate and many say that Obama would be even bigger. well come on.
All right we all had fun with this election thing but really it's over. just let it go.

ok it is kinda fun. when else am i gonna be able to use this spiderman picture. could have more if this was his running mate. like come on Joe Biden. there is no way he is better then spiderman. However I think the Obama camp didn't want him after the mess that was spiderman 3.

seriously though everybody talk about something else.

but vote and watch the debates. or this

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Kirk Cameron some how makes a come back and new cletus

I remember like 9 years ago me and my friends would make fun of how lame Kirk Cameron was. Cause there was no way he would ever come back. He just seemed so dated. Also he's weird about relgion. He also got all weird when growing pains got to the end.
Anyway hsi film FireProof opened at number 4 at the box office this past weekend. It made 6.8 mil and it's per screen average almost bet the movie that got number one Eagle Eye.
It wasn't playing in that many theaters but they used the christain movie goer thing and it worked out. I don't really wanna see this movie but It's kinda odd that he came back. werid.

This is the first movie pardy i made for cletus. Really it's just cause I was pissed off how shitty the fantastic four movie was. I seriously told zero the concept recorded it and then animated it in one day. made in 2005